Castrated! Bankrupt! Serial Cheater! Drug addiction! Canceled! Abandoned by brands!
When Timothée Chalamet and Bad Bunny begin their romance with Kylie and Kendall Jenner (respectively), now we have to ask: Can we fastidiously wrap the ‘Call Me By Your Name’ actor and ‘Soy Peor’ rapper in bubble wrap, please?
Seriously, fans are fearful that the infamous “Curse of the Kardashians” can be overthrow Chalamet and Bad Bunny (whose real name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio) during their heyday. And for good reason.
The “Curse of the Kardashians” has wreaked havoc on just about all the men the KarJenner Clan meets and/or marries.
“Their lives are only going downhill,” Kylie admitted during the June 2016 episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Let’s hope that is not the case with the 27-year-old Chalamet who was nominated for an Oscar in 2018 and made sensible decisions in his profession.
But here’s some excellent news for dedicated Chalamet fans.
This is not his first rodeo!
![Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner were the center of attention at the recent Coachella music festival in California, where rumors of their alleged romance could no longer be denied.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/NYPICHPDPICT000009742887.jpg?w=683)
The “Dune” star has kissed famous nepo-children before, including Lourdes Leon and Lily-Rose Depp.
And we hope Chalamet will run his romance with Kylie – nevertheless long it takes – as seamlessly as he rose to the top of Hollywood stardom.
Bad Bunny, 29, appears to be in a more precarious position.
![Timothee Chalamet attends the Australian premiere of THE KING at the Ritz Cinema on October 10, 2019 in Sydney, Australia.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/NYPICHPDPICT000009716398.jpg?w=1024)
Not only was he more visible with Kendallincluding last weekend’s boisterous Coachella, but recently ended a five-year relationship with singer and jewelry designer Gabriela Berlingeri.
Historically, relationships began on the rebound – resembling Lamar with Khloe – have been the kiss of death for KarJenner victims.
And last month, Bad Bunny was sued by one other ex-girlfriend, Carliz De La Cruz Hernandez for $40 million over a voice recording she provided to the singer before he became famous.
In reality, few lovers have escaped the KarJenner vortex unscathed.
Just take a look at their history.
At the lowest end of the scale? Emasculation.
Hello, Corey Gamble! Gamble, “momager”, companion of Kris Jenner since 2014, seems content to be kept, supported by Kris’s generosity and having fun with private jet rides, lavish vacations and even Crocodile Birkin bag for $40,000.
While Gamble continues to be in the game, most of the sisters’ suitors have ended up with a popularity in tatters, insolvency or ridicule.
We have not seen such romantic repercussions since the Gabor sisters!
Seemingly, it began with Kim Kardashian’s lesser-known first husband, Damon Thomas.
As music producer for Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé, in 2000 Thomas met the 19-year-old daughter of lawyer Robert Kardashian (who was the only known Kardashian at the time) and the two quickly eloped.
During their three-year marriage, Kim claimed to be controlling and physically abusive, which Thomas denied.
![Kanye West is seen on October 21, 2022 in Los Angeles.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/NYPICHPDPICT000009304387.jpg?w=1024)
Since then, Thomas has been plagued with financial problems, including filing paperwork until bankruptcy in 2012 and evicted from his home.
Surely you remember the name of Ray J, Brandy’s younger brother whose 2002 sex tape with Kim made her a star.
Today, this is principally what he is understood for, though he’s a singer and actor.
Then there are the athletes: NFL star Reggie Bush, who won the Heisman Trophy and a Super Bowl ring, dated Kardashian on and off from 2007 to 2010, but his football profession fizzled out after their breakup.
![Basketball player Tristan Thompson.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/NYPICHPDPICT000006621276.jpg?w=1024)
Kris Humphries was once a rising star in the NBA.
But after his tumultuous 2011 marriage to Kardashian fell apart in only 72 days, his basketball profession plummeted.
Twelve years later is a straightforward punch line.
Khloe Kardashian also hit several basketball players in her time, including ex-husband Lamar Odom (who nearly died of an overdose in a Nevada brothel), James Harden (who was on a foul streak in basketball after they were dating) and Tristan Thompson (father of her two who’s now widely believed to be a serial impostor).
![Lamar Odom heads to Calabasas, California for brunch.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/NYPICHPDPICT000007782511.jpg?w=683)
This reputation-damaging madness that follows KarJenner’s romp seems to affect athletes, singers, and celebrities alike.
Take Kanye West.
While I haven’t any sympathy for his blatant anti-Semitism, the outspoken rapper hit recent lows during his marriage and subsequent divorce from Kim Kardashian.
in 2022 Ye managed to cancelboycotted and abandoned by brands resembling Adidas, The Gap and Balenciaga, losing an estimated $1.5 billion in the scandal.
![Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson (here at the 2022 Met Gala).](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/04/NYPICHPDPICT000009531123.jpg?w=683)
Kylie’s relationship with Travis Scott, the father of her two children, also made headlines for the incorrect reason when ten people they were trampled to death and tons of were injured at Scott’s 2021 Astroworld concert.
The family, while definitely devoted to 1 one other, treats their men more like seasonal accessories than equal partners.
Nobody is saying these women are intentionally hurtful or dangerous. But most of all, they take care of themselves.
Perhaps intervention is required, and all former KarJenners are interjecting as cautionary tales.
No less than it might recover rankings for Hulu than the current incarnation of “KUWTK”.