Almost a 12 months ago, the Federal Aviation Administration, led by Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, announced that the flight briefing often called NOTAM, or notice to airmen, could be modified. NOTAMs are unclassified notices sent by aviation authorities to all pilots that contain necessary information regarding conditions, hazards, system problems or other flight operations. The NOTAM, as stated by Mayor Pete’s Department of Transportation, is gender-neutral and, as of December 2, 2021, should henceforth be known as Notice for Air Missions and never for Airmen.
While Mayor Pete busied his department with stripping bigotry from the acronym, it never occurred to Biden’s head of diversity that the system itself might need taking care of. That was until this week when an outage caused the NOTAM system to fail and all US flights were grounded for several hours, something that hasn’t happened since 9/11.
The FAA system outage got here just weeks after Southwest Airlines ruined Christmas when an outdated computer system led to hundreds of flight cancellations – something the secretary of oversight overtly mocked. Mayor Pete, wagging his airline finger, was unaware that his own computers might need tuning.
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But strenuous tasks like keeping planes moving, moving cargo ships or securing railroads don’t appeal to Mayor Pete – who famously went on “paternity leave” within the midst of a supply chain crisis. Being blindsided by a disaster feels less like a foul day on the office for Privilege Pete and more of a way of life selection.
Like the remaining of the Biden administration or the last emperors of Rome, Mayor Pete is amazingly decadent as civilization collapses around him. Now we have genderqueer Energy Department officials moonlighting as baggage thieves, health sappers disguised as women and parading around in military uniforms they do not deserve, and a vp who seems to have given up on life altogether.
Let’s not forget: Mayor Pete’s legacy as mayor of South Bend, Indiana, the one elected office he held, was that he couldn’t fix holes. Now he’s answerable for transportation on this planet’s largest economy, where he does nothing more than fuss over problematic acronyms and grandstands about racist, biased roads and bridges while flying private government jets to football matches in Europe.
This Friend of Dorothy has no clothes, let alone shoes with red sequins. After today, even the individuals who once supported Michael Avenatti as a possible presidential candidate will likely be forced to step back and silence their Oval Office aspirations for Mayor Pete.
“People, I’m too sleepy to grasp the announcement they simply revamped the airport loudspeaker,” former Republican View host Ana Navarro tweeted. “Why are all MIA flights grounded? Someone? @secretaryPete?
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Like Obama, Pete is a smooth talker and simply charms single, childless women. But his hair is not the only artificial thing – the person doesn’t comprehend it. Nonetheless, due to his gay puppy’s magical powers, nobody cares.
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