“Everyone Else Burns” makes a pleasant addition to the CW’s growing prime-time lineup comprised mostly of quality imports.
The droll British comedy, airing on Channel 4 in the UK — where it’s been renewed for a second season — premieres Oct. 26 at 9:30 p.m. EST.
It revolves across the uber-religious Lewis family, who live in Manchester and are led by God-fearing patriarch David (Simon Bird), he of the Moe Howard/”Three Stooges” haircut who breathes hellfire when he’s not working his day job at a packaging center with savant-like skill. David believes the apocalypse lurks just across the corner — namely 2025, when, he says, the world will end.
“You get biscuits after the moon’s turned to blood,” he tells his young son, Aaron (Harry Connor), who complains that he’s hungry after an enforced two-hour late-night “Apocalypse Practice” run into the countryside.
David’s grim-visaged wife Fiona (Kate O’Flynn) and 17-year-old daughter Kate (Amy James-Kelly) secretly yearn to expand their horizons beyond the Order of the Divine Rod church, which considers caffeine a drug and expels a family who’ve opened a coffee shop since their souls are destined to burn in hell for eternity.
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Fiona and Rachel indulge David’s blinkered fire-and-brimstone talk — to some extent — but they’re running out of patience. Aaron is beginning to doubt his father’s prophecies and expresses his feelings through gothic-horror sketches which might be definitely not David-friendly — and even David has his creeping doubts when he’s omitted as a church elder in favor of his frenemy, Andrew (Kadiff Kirwan).
The series opener establishes its premise nicely and introduces lots of the characters who play greater roles afterward, including recently divorced neighbor Melissa (Morgana Robinson) — who’s only too glad to supply Fiona real-world advice on following her dreams and fighting back against David — and Joshua (Ali Khan).
He’s a fallen church member (from a unique branch) who Rachel meets while out (unenthusiastically) preaching. There’s a spark between them, if only Joshua can draw Rachel out of her shell to see beyond the church dogma that rules her psyche. (She desires to be a physician, but David frowns on her attending university, where she could be corrupted — or, as Fiona says at one point, “It’s father just subjugating the family.”)
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All of it sounds quite serious, but, trust me, it’s not. “Everyone Else Burns” is a subtle comedy and doesn’t hit you over the pinnacle with sight gags or one-liners, though there are just a few of those, comparable to when David describes Andrew’s cologne: “He smells like an embalmed king.”
The series takes its time to construct its multilayered lead characters. David, for all his peccadilloes, is a well-intentioned clod who tries to do the best thing (as he sees it) but is socially awkward and tone-deaf to his family’s semi-rebellion and Fiona’s emotional needs. Love’s still there, but it surely’s buried and wishes to be recovered. On the intense side, David gives Rachel an old flip phone, one he hasn’t used since 9/11, so he’s trying.
There’s hope, in spite of everything … so long as the world doesn’t end.