Alan Cumming is currently cruising the Himalayas. Why? Because he had already seen Forest Hills and Greenpoint. So where is he? He’s at once – an actual Queens Boulevard jerk – in the Kingdom of Bhutan.
I mean, don’t all of them? Bored with the monotony of downtown Madagascar and rural Swaziland, the guy squeezed it in between live shows in Australia, Latest Zealand and a few AARP charity show in Los Angeles.
And like all true Scot, he stays at the Amankora Hotel, which as everyone knows is in the center of Punakha. I mean, doesn’t everyone book there? It was built by my old friend Adrian Zecha who grew up during my years in Indonesia.
The hotel wrapped him in a conventional Bhutanese Gho plaid skirt and long socks, where he joined Latest York travel expert Geoffrey Weill as he performed Bhutanese chants and rhythmic kicks around a wood cauldron.
The Great Hall awaits him.
Shopping at home
TODAY, best friends Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth are bringing a recent line of home decor to QVC apps. Colourful pizzazz inspired by Beverly Hills in trolleys, ottomans, trunks, pharmacy jars, glass canisters, decorative pillows, throw blankets. Geode, marble and acrylic accents from $48 to $298.
Tori was going to make a private ad out of it, but her baby needed her and the mommy page got here before the business page.
Now listen to this
Everyone has a podcast. Life Upriver has a podcast. My friend’s plumber’s cousin’s ex-wife’s uncle has two. Certainly one of Bill Maher’s guests said, “Every woman tells a version: ‘I meet a man, he’s cute, then he opens his mouth and I lose interest.’ All women have this version – and none of the men.
What to do with this wisdom, I have no idea. I assumed I’d share this.
Fashion show?
Recently, I reported that some cinemas are moving. like St. James of B’way, Walter Kerr, August Wilson, Eugene O’Neill. Change of ownership from Jujamcyn to Grupa Teatralna Ambasador. The query is, que pas with Jordan Roth, who led Jujamcyn. Answer: Could possibly be fashion. She wants to be Anna Wintour.
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An idea for a novel
Our prosecutor, who has every part except carving a mustache around his face, had an worker named Mark Pomerantz. Pomerantz wrote the 650th book on the Trump investigation in Latest York. Killers and drug dealers go free, but Bragg thunders about legal motion, making the one-day-seller a Book of the Month hit. Meanwhile, Bragg continues to practice as a proctologist.
Harsh epitaphs
What about the famous last words.
Groucho Marx: “This shouldn’t be a way to live.”
Voltaire: “Now shouldn’t be the time to make recent enemies.”
Humphrey Bogart: “I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini.” Conrad Hilton: “Leave the shower curtain on the within the tub.”
And at some point perhaps Joe Biden: “Really? i used to be president
And in these hectic days, let’s all remember the immortal words of Cicero, who lived downtown and said, “Look, never buy a TV from a person who’s out of breath.”
Only in Latest York, kids, only in Latest York.