Life in plastic is indeed incredible.
Standing blonde and daring at 11 inches tall with tip toes and preternaturally perky tits, Barbie, full name Barbara Millicent Roberts, was introduced by Mattel Inc. on March 9, 1959, on the American International Toy Fair in Latest York City.
In astrology it’s not only people but pets, places and plastic effigies which have birth charts.
In kind, March 9, 1959 might be understood as Barbie’s true birthday, making our girl a DOUBLE Pisces with each her sun and moon deep diving within the mutable, muddy waters of the last sign of the zodiac.
How unbelievably apropos that a symbol of unattainable female beauty standards who was built for play and modeled after a gag gift must have two major planets within the sign associated with dreams, fantasies, illusions, projections and the currents of the cultural collective.
![Kids play in a Barbie dream house.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/Shutterstock_1187134123.jpg?w=1024)
Barbie was co-created by a gun crazed, cocaine fueled, paranoia prone Scorpio swinger who once held his own child hostage.
Pisces can also be associated with addiction, delusions and the permeable line between genius and madness. True to form, the unique doll was co-created by a gun crazed, cocaine fueled, paranoia prone Scorpio swinger who once held his own child hostage. It takes every kind, folks.
In honor of National Barbie Day, Barbie’s birthday and the horror story that created her, we bring you a list of the zodiac signs as Barbie dolls.
Athena Barbie
![Athena Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/athena-barbie.jpg?w=763)
Aries is ruled by war monger planet Mars and this limited edition Barbie is an homage to Athena, the goddess of combat, military strategy and wisdom. Athena Barbie is decked out in full military regalia complete with armor, shield and spear. When it comes to the physical body, Aries rules the top and based on myth, Athena sprung fully formed and battle ready from the brow of her daddy Zeus.
Emerald Embers Barbie
![Emerald Embers Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/emerald-embers-barbie.jpeg?w=669)
Apropos of a sign that’s aroused by the sight of cold hard money and the scent of fresh cut grass, the birth stone of Taurus is emerald and the pastoral power color of the fixed earth sign is green. Wealthy green reigns supreme within the Emerald Embers Barbie doll, designed by Bob Mackie who famously outfitted apex Taurus Cher, the crown jewel of the herd.
The Barbie Look Barbie Doll City Chic Style
![The Barbie Look Barbie Doll City Chic Style](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/the-barbie-look-barbie-doll-city-chic-style.jpeg?w=736)
Released during Gemini season in 2K17, the City Chic Style doll bears a striking resemblance to Gemini twins Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen; oversized sweater, apathetic expression, face blocking sunglasses and an infinite coffee cup. Gemini is ruled by messenger planet Mercury and lords over the third house of communication and social exchange. In kind, this doll comes correct with cellphone, notebook and her own Instagram account.
Storm Barbie
![Storm Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/storm-barbie.jpeg?w=841)
Cancer is ruled by the moon and as such is a moody master of harnessing the ability of raw human emotion. In kind, Storm has hair that implies moonlight and a CV that maintains, “she confounds enemies with her ability to govern weather and the atmosphere.” Cancer folk similarly confound friends, enemies, lovers and therapists with their ability to hijack the vibe and shape the emotional weather of any scenario.
Andy Warhol Barbie
![The Andy Warhol Barbie Doll is a Barbie doll released on December 3, 2015.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/barbie-warhol-01.jpg?w=642)
IRL Leo Andy Warhol prophesied that in the longer term, everyone can be famous for fifteen minutes, a sentiment held near the center of all lions and a style made manifest on this limited edition Barbie. Famously proud and borderline boastful, Leo rules the fifth house of creativity and self-expression. True to form this doll accessorizes with paintbrushes, paint colours, a tiny Polaroid camera, and a miniature painting of herself.
Malibu Barbie
![Malibu Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/malibu-barbie.jpeg?w=1024)
A mutable earth sign, Virgo rules the sixth house of bodily health and day by day rituals and is thought for being a rigid perfectionist. Malibu Barbie, probably the most aspirational doll of all of them, displays the fruits of her day by day labors with her perfectly straight hair, unimaginable posture, sun kissed skin and vaguely judgmental visage. As well as, this poor unlucky soul, whose mother actually named her Malibu Barbie, was born under the sign of Virgo.
Anemone Barbie
![Anemone Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/anemone-barbie.jpeg?w=1024)
Libra is ruled by planet Venus and the Anemone doll looks just like the red carpet ready incarnation of the goddess herself. Aesthetically sensitive, impeccably curated and aspirational with regards to fashion and residential interiors, Libras often suffer with the inertia of indecision. In kind, this Barbie body type is thought as the ModelMuse noteworthy for, “being stuck in a single static pose that’s meant to resemble the way in which a runway model would pose on the catwalk.”
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Cat Burglar Barbie
![Cat Burglar Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/cat-burglar-barbie.jpeg?w=1024)
Cat Burglar Barbie was designed by Christian Louboutin himself and was released through the witching hour that’s Scorpio season. Rulers of the eighth house of sex, death and other people’s money it tracks that the perfect doll for Scorpio can be secretive, criminally inclined and look absolutely fire in a black latex catsuit. As well, or doll as it were, the Cat Burglar rocks red hair, a quality oft associated with planet Mars, the traditional ruler of Scorpio.
Tina Turner Barbie
![Tina Turner Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/tina-turner-barbie.jpg?w=1024)
Barbie honored iconic Sagittarius Tina Turner in 2022 with the discharge of a doll that paid aesthetic homage to the Queen of Rock n’ Roll herself. Rocking leather and denim with wild hair and nary a f – – k to offer, Turner is an apex archer and her doll a fitting symbol for the indomitable Sag spirit.
Madam C.J. Walker Barbie
![Madam C.J. Walker Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/madam-c_j_-walker-barbie.jpg?w=1024)
Madam C.J. Walker, the primary self-made American female millionaire and a card carrying Capricorn, was immortalized by Barbie as a part of their line of Inspiring Women dolls. Ruled as they’re by hard luck, tough love planet Saturn, Caps normally overcome difficult circumstances determined to succeed in any respect costs and construct/leave something of lasting value. Walker is not any exception, the daughter of slaves, she developed a hair care empire out of necessity and in the method, created “the blueprint for the self-made American businesswoman and innovators of the 20 th century.”
Goddess of the Galaxy Barbie
![Goddess of the Galaxy Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/goddess-of-the-galaxy-barbie.jpeg?w=1024)
Aquarius is the visionary of the zodiac who dares to dream, deigns to rule and is associated with outer space, metallic surfaces, winged eyeliner and uncompromising fashion. Apropos of this, the Goddess of the Galaxy doll carries the air of an air sign born to beat, and bears a striking resemblance to water bearer Paris Hilton who maintains, “Barbie is my role model. She may not do anything, but she looks good doing it.” A poem.
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Breathe With Me Barbie
![Breathe With Me Barbie](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/03/barbie-breathe-with-me-meditation.jpg?w=1024)
Pisces rules the twelfth house of the unconscious mind and spirituality, the natural domain of dharma and down dogs. Enter Breathe With Me Barbie, rocking her cloud pajamas and reciting meditations on the press of a button. Pisces is emo AF and may’t say no to an orphaned animal or ne’er-do-well human. Fittingly, Breathe With Me Barbie comes correct with a collection of emojis that express how her pet dog is feeling. Add to this that Pisces is the sign mostly associated with religious delusions and this fanatic Christian influencer accused the doll of pushing a secret Satanic agenda.
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